Jessica or Jess. I use She/Her. I'm 33 from Michigan (I will show you where I live on my hand). Sometimes I write (usually with Kelsey). I think I'm funny and I crave validation so hit me up. Askbox is always open and I have never liked anything casually.
I saw behind the scenes photos of a cut scene from Barbie where Midge gives birth, and the father (presumably) is standing beside her- and it’s not Michael Cera’s Allan! This affirms my headcanon that there were Allan, as well as Alan’s. Alan is Allan’s straightsona. The escaped “Allan’s” are actually all Alan’s. Anyway.