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Jon Snow walks up to Gendry and says, “You must be Robert Baratheon’s bastard”
and runs off into the wilderness shrieking his victory
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I know he’s looking at the wrapped-up stump of his arm but honestly it just looks like he’s taking a bath with a sock puppet and he’s about to launch into a really bad ventriloquist act where he sings to brienne via the puppet about how hard it is to be the kingslayer
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Nice.
I AM SCREAMING SO MUCH
Haha, game over bitches.
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you can tell a lot about a person by who they think should rule westeros
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to anyone who thinks the “stallion who mounts the world” prophecy died with rhaego
let me break it down for you.
“As swift as the wind he rides, and behind him his khalasar covers the earth, men without number, with arakhs shining in their hands like blades of razor glass. Fierce as a storm this prince shall be. His enemies will tremble before him, and their wives will weep tears of blood and rend their flesh in grief. The bells in his hair will sing his coming, and the milk men in the stone tents will fear his name…the prince is riding, and he shall be the stallion who mounts the world.”
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au in which the iron throne is the prize at the end of a long-winded dance competition
#cersei utilises her shakira-esque birthing hips #stannis solemnly does the robot while davos and melisandre enthusiastically perform the macarena #the martells execute their intricate and perfectly practised interpretive number #sansa and margaery waltz like motherfuckers #arya and aegon—crumping. so much crumping #dany aggressively bounces but can do nothing else due to her crippling lack of rhythm #her dragons taught her nothing about rhythm #and then bran drags himself across the floor tripping everyone by mistake #he is crowned for his masterful execution of ‘the worm’
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margaery, loras, and sansa having sleepovers and doing each other’s hair and talking about clothes and boys and how they should go about ruling westeros
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They called him the Young Wolf. He was born to be Lord of Winterfell but when the War of the Five Kings started he was one of them, crowned at fifteen after the battle of the Whispering Wood where he captured the Kingslayer. It’s said that when he raised to accept his crown, all men and their families knelt to swear feilty, and all the wolves in the Seven Kingdoms howled at once. He never lost a battle, and some say that he put a bit of himself in his Grey Wind every time he rode against another army, killing enemies with a sword and with his bare teeth both. But what the stories won’t tell you is that Robb Stark had his mother’s eyes, and he always had a place for bastards and broken things at his table. He was terrible at sums, but maps and houses came to him so naturally, as if he had been born to be a king and know every piece of land and the men who served him. Winterfell’s name was the one he cried in battle and he was every bit his father’s son, but family, duty and honor were part of him just as much as winter. He was a good king, kind and noble and just, and when he died the North died with him. But they raised once more and remembered. The Young Wolf is nothing more than a song now… and it’s the loudest one of them.
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